Friday, October 15, 2010

I throw "X" in the air sometimes, saying AAAAYYOOOO, "Y" + OOOOO

Retarded songs can spawn genius comments:

" i throw justin bieber in the air sometimes saying AAAYYOOO this kid is GAAYYOOOO"
"I THROW A NIGGER IN THE AIR SOMETIMES,SAYING AYYYOOOOOOO, OH SHIT THATS TAIO!"
"I throw my girlfriend in the air sometimes saying AAAAAYYYYOO, baby laaaay oh!"
"i throw my skittles in the air sometimes sayin AAAYYOOOOO taste the rainbow"
"I throw my money in the air sometimes sayin AYOOOOOO! I got a bank ROOOLL!"
"I throw MY WIG IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AYOOOO, I NEED AN AFROO!"
"i throw my semtex in the air sometimes saying ayyooooooo igot a pavelow"
"i throw my ketchup in the air somtimes saying ayooooo i ordered mayo"
"I put some childrenin my van sometimes, saying AYOOOOOOO, IM A PEDO!"
"i throw my condom in the air sometimes sayin AYYYOOOOOO, BITCH U PREEEEGGGOOOO"
"I throw my fat in the air sometimes, saying aaaaaayooooooooo i am a hippo"
"I THROW MY FACEBOOK IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AAAAAAAYYYYYYYOOOO WHERE'D MY LIFE GO"
"I throw my shirt into the air sometimes Saying AAAYYYOOO I am a shirtless homo"
"I THROW MY SPANISH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOO­O NO COMPRENDO!"
"THROW THE RING UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYING AYYYYOOOO, I AIN'T FRODOOOO!!!!""
""My house was flying through the air one time, and i screamed AAAAYYYYOOOO, IT'S A TORNADOOOO!!!!"
"I THROW MY TURBAN IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYING AYOOO BABY JAAAI HOOO!"
"I THROW EMINEM IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SAYIN AYOOOOO I'M NOT AFRAID THOUGH!"
"i throw my xbox in the air sometimes, saying ayooo i playing halo"
"i throw my waffles in the air sometimes sayin ayoo leggo my egggo"
 throw my gravy in the air sometimes sayin ayo mashed potatoes
I throw my bro into the air sometimes! singing Ayo! You gotta go!!!
i throw my spanish in the air sometimes sayin ayo no comprendo!!
i throw my fingers in the air sometimes sayin ayo ur an a- hole!!
I throw my Pizza in the air sometimes, saying ayooo I'm Italianooo
I Throw My Sister In The Air Sometimes Saying Ayoo Your A Werido
I throw my telescope in the air sometimes saying ayyoo I'm Galileo
I Throw My Clubcard in the Air Sometimes Singing Ayoo I Shop at Costco
I throw my toy box in the air some times saying ayo wheres my lego
I throw my Pants up in the air sometimes saying AYOO, Go Comando

 THROW MY PUDDING IN THE AIR SOMETIMES, SAYIN AYOOO, I WANT JELLO!
I throw my waffles in the air sometimes sayin ayooo I'll have a bagel.
I throw my cat up in the air sometimes sayin ayooo I want a tail.










Oh youtube, almost as witty as imdb message boards.

I hope Taio Cruz finds out about these comments and 'fesses up to how much he sucks at writing lyrics.

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  2. so I heard that Evan is actually not a pirate...

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